Happy Hour Humorist T-Shirts

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

'With all the stresses and worries out there, happy hour no longer seemed to work.'

"Sorry, happy hour finished at 8:30."

Drunk Baby

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I'm working from home today."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"What other tricks does he need?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Elevator Music

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"