"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."
Stand-up Humorist T-Shirts
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'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'
'No insurance? We don't appreciate comedians round here!'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They hated me.
Zombie standup
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
"Gee, thanks pal."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"
Snowprov
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"
Stand-up Romcom
'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'
"Someone throw him a punchline!"
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
The only time cats are known to laugh.
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
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