"You're right- things are funnier in threes."
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Flop Blood
'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'
'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
'Your French dip, sir.'
'The circle is complete!'
Trump pardons
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"We're following Carrot Top."
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
No-Work Orange
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