Happy-go-lucky Type Pillows

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Malty tasking.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Teddy jogging

"They grow up so slow."

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

Falling Rock Zone

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Sugar Rush!

Tube men dancing.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Spring Break!

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Bird on stilts.

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

"I'm a trained professional, kids, don't try this at home!"

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."