Happy-go-lucky Humorist Pillows

"Try and give me... happy."

Tube men dancing.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'There is not a thing that medical science can do for you. Have you tried 'wishful thinking'?'

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Overnight Programming

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'I'm screwed...'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

"Dude, don't say it..."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Daybreak at bulb camp

Light Switch