Happy-go-lucky Humorist T-Shirts

"Try and give me... happy."

Tube men dancing.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'There is not a thing that medical science can do for you. Have you tried 'wishful thinking'?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'I'm screwed...'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Overnight Programming

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

"Dude, don't say it..."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp