Happy-go-lucky Type Gifts

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Malty tasking.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Cat playing Golf.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Teddy jogging

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

Falling Rock Zone

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"They grow up so slow."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

Sugar Rush!

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Bob! Relax! You're wagging too hard!

Spring Break!

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Tube men dancing.

Bird on stilts.

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life