Happy-go-lucky Royalty T-Shirts

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

Joke of a lover

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Child playing king.

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

'And that's not all the good news!'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

"What ever happened to 'dumb but happy'?"

You clowns would laugh at anything

"Tell his highness I want him to exercise more."

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

New Year

'This is some good stuff you 'knocked-off'... where did you say you acquired it?'