Happy-go-lucky Royalty T-Shirts

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

Joke of a lover

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Child playing king.

Young Man, there's no need to feel down..

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

'And that's not all the good news!'

'Stanley likes to think he's king of his castle.'

"What ever happened to 'dumb but happy'?"

You clowns would laugh at anything

"Tell his highness I want him to exercise more."

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

New Year

'This is some good stuff you 'knocked-off'... where did you say you acquired it?'