Happy-go-lucky Friends T-Shirts

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"They grow up so slow."

Xmas

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"Come on in-just throw your coats in the garbage."

Tube men dancing.

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'They have great rapport.'

"Try and give me... happy."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'

"Friendsgiving? Sure. What can I bring?"

Sculpting a Totem

Silent Night.

"What ever happened to 'dumb but happy'?"

Friends 4 ever.

'Can Tom come out and play?'

"We always seem to be on the opposite page."

Splitting the atom bill - Group of women dividing their restaurant bill

"Now that's impressive."

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

New Year

"Do you guys need a forth?"

'What have I told you about gaily skipping when we are out for walkies!'