Happy Fetcher Pillows

'He's a diet therapy dog. He throws the stick and YOU fetch it.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fido and Fifi

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Geeks and their dogs.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"