Happy Fetcher Mugs

'He's a diet therapy dog. He throws the stick and YOU fetch it.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Geeks and their dogs.

Fido and Fifi

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"