Happy Endings Skeptic Gifts

If you’re a happy endings skeptic who enjoys a dash of dark humor or a twist of irony, our quirky gifts are designed just for you. Perfect for those who prefer reality checks over fairy tales, these items bring a playful edge to your collection. Whether for yourself or a fellow cynic, our products combine wit and charm that speak directly to the skeptical mind, making your gift truly memorable.

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"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after." mockup

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

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'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?' mockup

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

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"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December." mockup

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

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"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!" mockup

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?" mockup

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

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''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.'' mockup

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

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'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

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'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?' mockup

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

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"I wish your temperature told the real truth about you."

"I wish your temperature told the real truth about you." mockup

"I wish your temperature told the real truth about you."

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"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole."

"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole." mockup

"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole."

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"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you." mockup

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

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Revised Texts

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Standup Pharmacist

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"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!" mockup

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

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"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after." mockup

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

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'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?' mockup

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

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'HOLD ON! You're telling me that out of the whole population, in an entire kingdom, this glass slipper fitted just ONE person?!'

'HOLD ON! You're telling me that out of the whole population, in an entire kingdom, this glass slipper fitted just ONE person?!' mockup

'HOLD ON! You're telling me that out of the whole population, in an entire kingdom, this glass slipper fitted just ONE person?!'

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'I said my first no today...'

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'Aaaah... poop on them!'

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"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious." mockup

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

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Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand." mockup

Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

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'Was that real purring?'

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"Forget the glass slipper thing. I've just installed the Tinderella app."

"Forget the glass slipper thing. I've just installed the Tinderella app." mockup

"Forget the glass slipper thing. I've just installed the Tinderella app."

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"Soon to be a major disappointment." mockup

"Soon to be a major disappointment."

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'What's the catch?'

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'Side effects'

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"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..." mockup

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

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"Yeah, I'm a self-made man. I lied on all my resumes and bluffed my way to the top."

"Yeah, I'm a self-made man. I lied on all my resumes and bluffed my way to the top." mockup

"Yeah, I'm a self-made man. I lied on all my resumes and bluffed my way to the top."

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'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.' mockup

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

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"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card." mockup

"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

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'Sorry, I've decided not to die.' mockup

'Sorry, I've decided not to die.'

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"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing." mockup

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

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Pharmacy - "And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps the red ones are going to give you."

Pharmacy - "And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps the red ones are going to give you." mockup

Pharmacy - "And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps the red ones are going to give you."

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Rapunzel grew to hate the Prince's visits.

Rapunzel grew to hate the Prince's visits. mockup

Rapunzel grew to hate the Prince's visits.

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Happy Endings Skeptic Gifts Collection

Happy Endings Skeptic Mugs

Explore our mugs collection to find humorous and witty designs perfect for skeptics who love their coffee with a splash of irony.

Happy Endings Skeptic Pillows

Discover pillows with hilarious and witty motifs, adding a humorous touch to your living space for the ultimate skeptic's comfort.

Happy Endings Skeptic Prints

Browse our prints to find artwork that celebrates skepticism and humor, perfect for decorating a space where doubts are embraced with a smile.

Happy Endings Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts for a selection of clever, sarcastic designs that perfectly express your skeptical viewpoint in style.