Happy Ending Historian Prints

"Have you read the other history where they live happily ever after?"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Blues artis's daily list

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Jesus wept

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

A Woman's Conquests.

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

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"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

2020's Bug Bear

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'