Happy Endings Prints

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Cake

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Holiday Aerobics.

Teacher and students.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

The Book Club

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"It's over!"

Armchair Dancing

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Revised Texts

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

'All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"If she sings it's over."

'I'm going to like this lake.'

Feel good.

'I want to make enough money to realize that it will not make me happy.'

The pursuit of happiness: 'I caught it once. It was OK - but in my opinion, didn't live up to the hype.'

"You were happy when you were making a lot of money. Maybe THAT'S what you should be doing."

'Sudden death?'