Happiness Hero Gifts

Emotional Support Dog

'That was fun!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Happy Days Are Here Again

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Musical genres

Don't have a hot flush....

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

No Bruch!

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

Nanny with children on leash

Fast Food Restaurant

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

The Waiter

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

"My mind is still on vacation."