Harmony Hero Gifts

To the pianist surprise, one day he actually cuts himself on a B Sharp.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Tearful Violinist

"Any more unfinished symphonies, and I'll stop your pocket money, you lazy child."

Georgiy Sviridov

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

No Bruch!

"I thought so Simkins - you're just yawning!"

Musical genres

Glass Armonica

Organ Player

Work/Life Balance

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saving a Heart

Saxophone Player.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

A woman playing a keyboard

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I lost the groove."

Jerry Lordan

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

I love Harmonica

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Barber shop quartet

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."