Hang Ten Hero Pillows

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Man's cooking explodes.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Extreme kites!

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Rhinestone Accountant

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

Nelly Copter

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Comb over club.

Pandemic Haircut

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'