Hang Ten Hero Pillows

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Man's cooking explodes.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Extreme kites!

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Rhinestone Accountant

Real men have facial hair.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Rapunzel on prom night.

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Nelly Copter

Pandemic Haircut

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

The coward's way out.