Handy At Heart Pillows

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Witch Hardware

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

Children play with insects in power outages

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Arabian Nights.

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

In the bleak midwinter

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

"Hang on, kid!"