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Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Witch Hardware

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

Arabian Nights.

Children play with insects in power outages

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Robotics, Inc. He's equipped with a strong motor and programmed to be kind. He has a good heart is always willing to lend a helping hand.

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

In the bleak midwinter

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

"Hang on, kid!"