Handwriting Humorist Pillows

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

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It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Sheepdog

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."