Handwriting Humorist Prints

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

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"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Giraffe painter.

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Sheepdog

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'