Handshake Prankster Pillows

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Snowman Driver

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.