Hands-on Activities Gifts

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Epic Battles

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Circus Act

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."