Hands-on Activities Gifts

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Could you repeat that word?"

Epic Battles

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Circus Act

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'