Handkerchief Collector Pillows

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Football supporters.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Pianist.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Don't you like it, Dad?

What if...Hankies were as big as table cloths.

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Swiss excalibur...

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Goodbye Jackson

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.