Handcrafted Home Decor Enthusiast Pillows

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Beyond Dante

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

King Madras

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.