Handbrake Hero T-Shirts

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

The Workaholics Building

Dad's Workbench

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Born to play ball.

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Zap Energy Drinks!

"I'm an entrepreneur."

'Your feet are killing me!'

'Samaritans, mission control'

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

Caution.

A handlebar moustache.

Road-rage speedometers.

Traffic avenger

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'

"The last time I made money was on the day I sold one of my kidneys..."

"I'm clean, Officer! I just washed 'em."

Children on harnesses being pulled apart by their mothers.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."