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"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Exit Next Left

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)