Hand Model Pillows

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Just another day at the hand job

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Alien Beauty Magazine

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Fashion Week"

Girl's weight issues.

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

A Friend in Need.