Hand Model Mugs

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Just another day at the hand job

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Amanda Seyfried

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Fashion Week"

Girl's weight issues.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."