Shoe Model Mugs

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Piracy on a boating lake

A women in a shoeshop.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

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