Hamptons Vacationers Prints

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Overdoing it.

On holiday...

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'How was your holiday?'