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"He's just learning to use a hammer so I don't think kissing his boo-boo was a smart move."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The first car accident.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Technologies and distance classes

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

I've always been slower than computers...