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Hydroponic Gardening

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

"I never liked these corporate retreats until we started microdosing."

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

A man sees a dinosaur in the desert

"Extreme miming"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Ghost School.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Astral Projection

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”