Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.
Half-cushion Defender Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their home with cushions that celebrate the half-cushion defender. Soft, stylish, and perfectly playful, these pillows make a statement on any sofa or bed.
A Hole in the Dike
"All your throw pillows were in knots."
"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."
The sofa freshly made up...
Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today
"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"
Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...
'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'
'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'
It's for you.
"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."
Fish with Shield
"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."
"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."
Art Theft
You know you're getting old when....
Save the Cacti.
He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.
Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.
'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'
"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"
'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'
"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."
"Stop annoying my pooch!"
"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"
I'm taking no chances tonight! (Floor lined with cushions ready for when he falls off his stool).
"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"
'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'
"I think you've done a fine job of protecting the underlying canvas from the elements with paint."
"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."
'So, my Daughter's told you all about me, has she?... And did she mention how violent I get when someone sits in my chair?'
"Happiness is a soft cushion."
"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."
...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...
Half-cushion Defender Pillows Collection
Half-cushion Defender Mugs
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Half-cushion Defender Prints
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Half-cushion Defender T-Shirts
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