Hairy Home Guardian Pillows

'I'd invite you in but we've got this new cream sofa and matching rug!'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Beware of God"

Egg Buggy

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Beekeeping 101

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Real men have facial hair.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Have they no shame?"

Greece Burns

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

Moulting Dog

'Ralph doesn't have a mustache. He just never trims his nose hair.'

Art Gallery - Comics.

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

Beware of the Dog

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

"Well it's a lot cheaper than the train!"

'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Can you stop messing with that slinky and come on in.'