Hairy Home Guardian Gifts

'I'd invite you in but we've got this new cream sofa and matching rug!'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Beware of God"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Egg Buggy

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Beekeeping 101

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

See, no monster under your bed

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Real men have facial hair.

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Have they no shame?"

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

Greece Burns

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

Moulting Dog

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

'Ralph doesn't have a mustache. He just never trims his nose hair.'

Art Gallery - Comics.

Beware of the Dog

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

'Wow, you actually suck worse than I do.'

'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Can you stop messing with that slinky and come on in.'