Hairy Biker Wannabe Gifts

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Hell's Anglers

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"We could start a band."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Real men have facial hair.

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biking Granny.

Waco violence

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Speed Checked by Radar.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.