Hairy Biker Wannabe Gifts

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Hell's Anglers

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"We could start a band."

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Real men have facial hair.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Biking Granny.

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Waco violence

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

Speed Checked by Radar.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.