Hairstyle Hunter Pillows

The World Cup's Most Valuable Player

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

What price beauty?

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Young Elvis

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.