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'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached