"I'll get my hair cut next time he helps around the house."
Haircut Procrastinator Gifts
Looking for a gift for a creative soul who keeps putting off their haircut? Our collection is full of witty and charming products that appreciate their love for long locks and hair humor. Whether they’re known for their untamed tresses or just have a procrastinating streak, these gifts will make a fun and thoughtful gesture. From cheeky mugs to quirky prints, find something that celebrates their carefree hair attitude with a laugh.
Haircuts
"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."
"Absolutely not!"
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"
"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."
'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
I cut my own hair — using a drone.
'There! Now you won't get tangles!'
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
Two men in barber shop
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."
'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'
"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."
'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'
"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "
"That painting's not going to paint itself."
'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'
Bobo's Barber Shop
"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."
"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"
"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"
'Just the usual, thanks.'
Child cutting her brother's hair
"Can you just give me a quick trim?"
'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'
"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."
'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'
Haircut Procrastinator Gifts Collection
Haircut Procrastinator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for hair procrastinators and add a humorous touch to their caffeine breaks. Perfect for those who love a laugh with their morning brew.
Haircut Procrastinator Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to celebrate the humor of hair procrastination. Great for adding personality and laughs to any living space.
Haircut Procrastinator Prints
Brighten up their room with prints that pay tribute to the carefree spirit of hair procrastinators. Fun, quirky, and full of personality.
Haircut Procrastinator T-Shirts
Check out our hilarious t-shirts that speak to hair procrastinators everywhere. A fun way to showcase their laid-back hair attitude in style.