Hair Care Devotees T-Shirts

That was the last time Cora would forget to dry her hair after a shower

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Wash and Go...to hell...

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

"Is there room for me?"

Bad Hair Day

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

"Igor, you fool! You've brought me a shampoo for abnormal hair!"

Combs for the old.