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'Please, no! I just spent a fortune on Rogaine!'

Lesser known greek gods,

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."