Hair Care Devotees Gifts

That was the last time Cora would forget to dry her hair after a shower

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Wash and Go...to hell...

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

"Is there room for me?"

Bad Hair Day

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.