Hair Care Addict Pillows

"Are these chemical free?"

Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress