Hack Proof Strategist Pillows

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'How about a game of cards?'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Global warming debate.

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Cat Trap,

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness