Habitual Typer Pillows

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Snail Writer

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

'Sorry about some of the punctuation -- I haven't learned the top row of the keyboard yet.'

Eating Alone

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"

Smoking away money.

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

I can type 500 words per minute.

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

'Goodbye darling have a great day at the office, but you do realise you retired yesterday,'

'What do you mean, there's no cigarette break??!'

'Todd, that was the fourth girl named Rachael you broke up with. Stop this Rachael profiling.'

'You know I'm not going to be able to concentrate if you're going to grind your teeth all night.'

'Sister Margaret? -- when did YOU quit the habit?'

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'

"He used to fix roads, now he fixes computers. I guess old habits are hard to break."