Habitual Hoper Pillows

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Nature Lovers

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

You are not here.

Second to Nun

'Coffee overload.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

How do you like the new suit?

Yankee Stadium.

Free Wifi

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Barista

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

Eating Alone

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'

They changed their tunes.

sale on paradigm shifts.

"Are you a football fan?"

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'