Habitual Hoper Mugs

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Nature Lovers

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

You are not here.

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

Second to Nun

'Coffee overload.'

Free Wifi

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

How do you like the new suit?

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Yankee Stadium.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

Barista

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'

'I tried to quit smoking but it didn't work. Then I tried to quit quitting, and it worked perfectly.'

They changed their tunes.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Eating Alone

sale on paradigm shifts.

When Anteaters Dine Out

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

"Are you a football fan?"