Gymkhana Competitor Pillows

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Fishing Boat Derby

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Still on your left."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Eight puns

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Multitasking

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Match Point

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'