Gym Conversationalist Pillows

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I love strong coffee."

"Damn speed hump!"

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.