Gym Conversationalist Pillows

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Robber on treadmill

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Easy chair exercise machines

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I love strong coffee."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Damn speed hump!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."